Thursday, March 3, 2011

Dear Savannah . . .

I have a dilemma.  Until recently, I was the only four legged family member in our home. I was top dog—toys, treats, attention—I had it all.  Then “she” came along—a cat!  All she does is purr and make muffins.  My family thinks that is so cute and now she’s getting all the attention!  I can’t purr or make muffins.    How do I get the attention back on me?
Signed, Jealous


Dear Jealous,
Of course you can’t purr or make muffins—that’s a cat thing.  It makes us irresistible (as if we need a reason).  You dogs wag your tail, jump on people or bark when you’re happy. It’s of no surprise to me that “Fluffy” is getting most of the attention—she’s new to the home and face it—cats are cool.  But don’t worry—things will equal out in a few weeks.  In the meantime, you need to play it smart.  That means no growling at the cat, no biting the cat, let the cat sleep on your bed, and it wouldn’t hurt to give the cat a friendly lick when the family is watching.  You never know—you two just might become friends.  And you can’t go wrong having a cat as a friend. By the way, do you have any serval ancestry in your pedigree?  Those are gorgeous ears. 
Good luck,
Savannah


"Which is more beautiful--feline movement or feline stillness?" - Elizabeth Hamilton